When your dough rises but your humor doesn’t

I tried a new sourdough recipe last weekend, and while the loaf turned out perfectly, my attempts at making baking puns fell flat. How do you keep the mood light when you’re in the zone? I’m looking for some baking-related jokes to share, maybe something about yeast or gluten that won’t leave us in stitches, but still gives a rise to the conversation.

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